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There is a man that likes to stay inside,
Lives with his wife who has long since died.
He only uses reusable fuel,
Fixes things with his special tool.

And he knows that there’s a world out there,
It’s not that that he’s that he’s scared.

He just knows not to go out there,
People suck almost everywhere.
He’s so happy by his fireplace,
Constant smile across his face.

And he showers only once a week,
Underneath a very bad leak,
Reads books about poverty,
And drinks a lot a lot of tea yeah.


from Selected Recordings From The Album Trilogy, released February 7, 2016



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The Crytearions Belmullet, Ireland

Lo-fi punk by an Irish man.

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