The President of Costa Rica came walking in,
Took off his hat, pulled up a chair, and bought a pint of gin.
Everybody gathered around him, and they heard him say,
Something awfully peculiar, in a peculiar way.
"I don't care what you know or what you think,
If I did that then I would shrink.
I need to be the perfect President,
We need to make a perfect government.
We need to focus on community,
Don't bother with big companies.
If we all live economically,
We could all live off of things in the sea.
And every one would be happy,
I can make this a reality.
So if you like my crazy philosophies,
Then come on and dance with me,
'cause I'm the president of Costa Rica,
I'm the president of Costa Rica."